A young businessman had just started his own business. He’d rented a beautiful office and had it brilliantly decorated. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear busy, the young businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working a big deal. He was shouting huge figures and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’m here to install the phone!”
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, “Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?”
And the man says, “Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real bond, he’s good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.”
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
He called the man’s wife and said, “I’d like to speak to you about your husband’s connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?”
And she says, “That idiot, he’s been peeing in the refrigerator!”
If a man yells in the woods and no woman hears him, is he
still wrong?