Funny Jokes – Blonde Jokes

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the
urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob’s standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, “Ah, OK, sure, I’ll help you”. The man asks, “Can you unzip my zipper?” Bob says, “OK”. Then the man says, “Can you pull it out for me?” Bob replies, “Uh, yeah, OK”. Bob pulls it out, it has all kinds of mold, and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and wreaks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points it for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in, and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, “Thanks, man, I really appreciate it”. Bob says, “No problem, but what the hell’s wrong with your penis?” The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, “I don’t
know, but I isn’t touching it.

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. the frog said to the princess, “i was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. one kiss from you and i will turn back into a prince and we can marry, move into the castle with my mother, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel happy doing so.”
that night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she laughed to herself and thought, “i don’t f****** think so!”