Sep 122006
 
 Posted by at 4:04 am Bush Jokes No Responses »

(instrumental intro)
No WMD’s have been discovered,
Though Bush says that can’t be so.
But now his polling numbers have hovered
So low; it grieves him, so low.

Shrub plays hero at home – what a phony.
To war, rushed along, with Blair.
The Shrub keeps on selling war; insures only
The flow of oil; his chair.
‘Cause Bush lied, many thousands died.
And his thousand lies… can’t help to free… Iraq democracy.
Just remember who’s still selling warmonger lies.
Bush has lied; many thousands died.
War’s the way Bush pursues his quarry.
War’s the game he wants to play.
Got Saddam out, without really tryin’.
Our GI’s get killed every day.
‘Cause Bush lied, many thousands died.
And his thousand lies… can’t help to free… Iraq democracy.
Just remember who’s still selling warmonger lies.
Bush has lied; many thousands died.
‘Cause Bush lied, many thousands died.
Through his thousand lies, the Shrub will screw
No matter what or who.
He can never disguise all his warmonger lied.
‘Cause Bush lied, many thousands died.
Just remember who’s still selling warmonger lies.
Bush has lied: many thousands died.

Sep 122006
 
 Posted by at 2:38 am Bush Jokes No Responses »

Press won’t think about the war Shrub just gave us:
They lie for Bush Baby (lie for Bush Baby).
Fibbing’s a virtue, ’cause Dubya’s lazy.
They lie for Bush Baby (lie for Bush Baby).
Iraq now is just Bush’s plaything.
Oil Boy and a puppet is this king.
Iraq attack for oil took heat, so
They lie for Bush Baby (lie for Bush Baby).
War’s his road to avoid defeat.
They lie for Bush Baby (lie for Bush Baby).
Iraq now is just Bush’s plaything.
Oil Boy and a puppet is this king.
Bush Daddy’s past met defeat.
That’s why war hawks must fly.
If Shrub takes hell, he’ll get beat.
Then once again, a Bush says goodbye…
(instrumental break)
Our press right now is just Bush’s plaything.
They lie for Bush Baby (lie for the twit named Bush Baby).
They are just hacks for Shrub, their sweetheart.
They lie for Bush Baby (lie for the twit named Bush Baby).
War’s his road to avoid defeat, so
They lie for Bush Baby (lie for the twit named Bush Baby).
If Shrub took hell, he’d get beat, so that’s why
They lie for Bush Baby (lie for the twit named Bush Baby).
Shrub wants his war while running, now (Lie for Bush Baby).
They lie for Bush baby (lie for Bush Baby)…
(fade)