(No offense intended or implied)
1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3) You know stuff about tanks.
4) A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5) Monday Night Football.
6) You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives.
7) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8) You can open all your own jars.
9) Old friends don’t give a crap whether you’ve lost or gained weight.
10) Dry cleaners and haircutters don’t rob you blind.