Senior Special breakfast

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘Senior Special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her. “You mean I’d have to pay… Read More »

Doctor I don’t know what to do

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.” The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that… Read More »

Electric Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last… Read More »

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,… Read More »

Whack a Beast

Whack A Beast flash free online. You must to whack the beast when they pop up out of their holes. You have 30 seconds to get 50 points before you get to the nest level. Make sure don´t hit the Quiggle or Jubjub or you will lose 5 points. Instructions: Use the mouse to gide… Read More »

Sudoku online free

Play Sudaku all day free online, the objective is to fill a 9×9 grid with digits so that each column, each row, and each of the nine 3×3 sub-grids that compose the grid contains digits from 1 to 9. Each puzzle has a unique solution.

Hot And Cold

A blonde walked into the drug store to do some shopping. While walking around she kept noticing a shiny object behind the counter. When she went to pay, she asked the cashier, “What’s that shiny object behind the counter?” The cashier told her, “That’s a thermos.” The blonde asked her, “What does it do?” The… Read More »

911, Can You Help Me?

A blonde man frantically calls 911 and says, “Help, my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart!” The 911 operator asks, “Is this her first child?” To which the blonde replies, “Of course not you idiot, this is her husband!”