Ding Dong
— Posted in Yo Mama JokesYo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, “DING DONG!”
Yo Mama’s So Ugly….Coma
— Posted in Yo Mama JokesYour mama’s so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Hula Hoop
— Posted in Yo Mama JokesYo mama’s so fat she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring!
Yo Mama’s so ugly… your dad
— Posted in Yo Mama JokesYo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.
Mom’s French Connection
— Posted in Yo Mama JokesYo mama so nasty, she makes Speed Stick deodorant slow down.
Yo mama’s so fat… shaves
— Posted in Yo Mama JokesYo mama is so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.
Yo Mama Stumbled
— Posted in Yo Mama JokesYo mama’s so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Yo mama’s had more pricks than…
— Posted in Yo Mama JokesYo mama’s had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard!