Whack a Beast

Whack A Beast flash free online. You must to whack the beast when they pop up out of their holes. You have 30 seconds to get 50 points before you get to the nest level.

Make sure don´t hit the Quiggle or Jubjub or you will lose 5 points.

Instructions:
Use the mouse to gide the mallet and the space bar to hit

The yellow beasts bring 3 points, the green ones 2 and the red 1 point.

Your objective is to get 50 points within 30 seconds.

Enjoy!

Sudoku online free

Play Sudaku all day free online, the objective is to fill a 9×9 grid with digits so that each column, each row, and each of the nine 3×3 sub-grids that compose the grid contains digits from 1 to 9. Each puzzle has a unique solution.

Hot And Cold

A blonde walked into the drug store to do some shopping. While walking around she kept noticing a shiny object behind the counter. When she went to pay, she asked the cashier, “What’s that shiny object behind the counter?”

The cashier told her, “That’s a thermos.”

The blonde asked her, “What does it do?”

The cashier told her, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The blonde thought that was incredible, so she bought it. The next day at work her boss, another blonde, came to her desk and asked her, “What’s that shiny object?”

The blonde worker told her, “It is a thermos.”

Intrigued, the boss asked what it did. The worker told her that it kept hot things hot and cold things cold. Her boss then asked her what she had in it.

“Well, right now I have a popcicle and coffee in it.”

911, Can You Help Me?

A blonde man frantically calls 911 and says, “Help, my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart!”

The 911 operator asks, “Is this her first child?”

To which the blonde replies, “Of course not you idiot, this is her husband!”